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Car Wars

posted 24 Oct 2015, 07:21 by Louise Jensen   [ updated 24 Oct 2015, 07:33 by Tim Elliston ]

‘A million green bottles, hanging on the wall, a million ………’

‘You’re not singing that all the way to Grandma’s.’

‘Am too.’

‘Am not.’

‘Stupid baby. There’s not even a wall big enough for a million green bottles.’

‘There’s not even a wall big enough for your stupid face.’

‘That doesn’t make sense.’

‘Does too.’

‘Does not.’

‘A million green bottles, hanging on the wall, a million …………’

‘If you stop singing I’ll give you my mars bar.’

‘OK.’ 

***

 ‘I can’t believe we had to stop so you could throw up.’

‘You shouldn’t have given me chocolate, it was your fault.’

‘Was not.’

‘Was too…………….. A million fat sausages sizzling in a pan, one went…….’

‘Arggghhhhhhhh.’

 

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